How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
What changed your mind?
Being sober
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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