i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
Randomize
