every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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