just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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