erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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