It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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