Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I just wanna be some guy's midlife crisis
what day is it and did you see me today?
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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