my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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