Fuck appropriateness.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
Randomize
