Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
kristin has been a bad kristin
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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