i don't plan on having that self control this summer
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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