I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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