I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
