I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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