i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
The air was thick with penises
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
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