wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
you didnt know i had herpes?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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