Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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