ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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