Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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