So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
Randomize
