I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
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