do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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