All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
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