Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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