Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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