i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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