i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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