make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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