I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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