once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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