i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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