The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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