S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
