Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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