dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Someone came in the potted fern
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
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