I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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