I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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