also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
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