How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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