We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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