Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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