If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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