I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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