im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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