What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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