i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
You need a sexual gate keeper
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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