i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Dude, they hit that lizard part of my brain that tells me to fuck people.
Preach sister.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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