So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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