dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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