I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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