i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
porn star boner night. come get it.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Dick very happy bro
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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