my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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