I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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