I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Your first words after putting out the flames, "how am I supposed to eat girls out with my top lip burned off??"
Yeah no more flaming everclear shots.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
