she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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