oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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