As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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