How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Randomize